The Blurtso Chronicles
“Blurtso plans a trip”

Hmmm, thought Blurtso. The year is almost over and I haven’t even spent half the stipend Harvard gave me. Maybe I should take a trip. Maybe I should go to
“Blurtso arrives in Paris”

This is quite a town, thought Blurtso. I wonder what it’s called?
“Blurtso takes his first hotel room”

This looks like a nice room...
“Blurtso writes Pablo a letter” (I)

Dear Pablo,
I am enjoying my time in Wow! thought Blurtso, this wine is good! And so refreshing! When I touch the glass, the warmth of my hoof makes the condensation run down the stem. And the base leaves a circle on the table. I wonder if I should drink the entire carafe? It may be the most refreshing wine I’ve tasted. It sure was hot at the Tower. I didn’t think I'd ever get to the top. And all those people, they weren’t even sweating! I think they should install an elevator. Or serve wine. A cool glass of wine would have really hit the spot. I wonder if Picasso drank wine? I wonder if he sat in his museum with his paintings and drank wine. I wonder if he took his easel and his wine to the top of the Tower to paint the view? The view from here is nice. The street is quiet and the café is well-lit and clean. Hmmm, the condensation has formed a puddle around the carafe. I’d better pour another glass. I don’t want to offend the owner. I wonder if he drinks this at home? He said it was house wine, so he must drink it at home. I wonder how he makes it? I wonder if it's hard to make something so good. Or easy. It sure is easy to drink. Wow! This second glass is better than the first! That’s amazing. I wonder if the second glass seems better because I’m drinking it now and I can’t remember the first one? It’s nice when the second is as good as the first, and vice versa. There sure is a lot of pleasure in that carafe. What an interesting word, carafe. I wonder where it comes from? Probably Africa. It has a long neck, and is good when it’s hot, and sounds like giraffe, so it must come from Africa. I think I'll pour another glass. There’s only one left, and I would hate to offend the owner. What a great café. The Tower was nice, but this, this is a great café.
"Blurtso lets Paris go to his head"

“Blurtso takes a night train Paris to

Which way to the WC?
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“Blurtso makes a friend in
Do you know where I can get a pumpkin pie?

¿Qué? ¿Qué me estás diciendo? No entiendo inglés.
¿Y eso? ¿Qué diablos es un pumpkin pie?
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“Blurtso meets a crow”
Hello crow, said Blurtso. Would you mind if I nap for a while?

“Blurtso shoots pool in

What do you know… absinthe improves your aim.
“Blurtseau writes a letter to Pablo” (II) Dear Pablo, I trust you are well. I am at a café in Your friend, Blurtso

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“Blurtso takes a train from Marseilles to Nice”

Wow! thought Blurtso. I’ve never seen anything so beautiful! The rocks are the color of pumpkin pie.
“Blurtso discovers pound cake”

Wow! thought Blurtso. This is incredible!
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“Blurtso stops in

Hmmm, thought Blurtso. That pound cake yesterday was amazing. I wonder if I can find another…
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“Blurtso has a rendez-vous at Villefranche Sur Mer” “Ce n’est que votre main, Madame, sur quoi j’ose poser. Gage d’amour certain, Madame, vos doigts de blanc satin. Il faut m’en excuser, Madame, j’ai mis dans le baiser mon âme, Madame…”

“Ma main?" dit elle. "Mais, je n'ai pas de main..."
"Blurtso goes in search of a pain au chocolat"

Doo dee doo dee doo, dee dee dee dee dee,
following my nose, walking by the sea.
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“Blurtso reflects on the price of Rome”

The stone is clean now, and polished in the sun. And there is no sign of blood. But how many donkeys labored away their lives, hoof after hoof after hoof, to build this place?
“Blurtso considers the enchantment of
What is it in
“Blurtso takes a moment to enjoy the fruits of Italy”

Miei genitori non tornano fino a domani, said Beatrice.
Davvero? said Blurtso.
“Blurtso arrives in
There is something about the light here, thought Blurtso,
that makes me think I could paint.
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Hmmm, thought Blurtso. Something seems to be missing.
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"The Blurtso Gallery"
Blurtso au estile de Giotto

Blurtso au Da Vinci

Blurtso au Michelangelo

Blurtso au Velázquez

Blurtso au Monet

Blurtso au Van Gogh (I)

Blurtso au Van Gogh (II)

Il n’y a plus de tarte au potiron!

Quand je n’ai pas de rouge, je mets du bleu

Pablo descending the stairs
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“Blurtso reflects on his trip”
What did I see
when I first stepped up
to
What moved
in the light among the shadows
in the columns of Saint Peter’s?
What whispered
in the wind of
when crossing the Brienzersee?
Why so many miles?
Why the discomfort
and tedious lines that thinned
until I was alone
on a rock shattering the
Why so many conductors
recording the course of my name?
Why so much motion
when my hoofs were content to remain slippered
and cuddled on the couch?
A donkey crossed a dirt road
behind a church in
His hoofs and snout
were the color of the land.
He was laden with stones,
and was completely content.
In Paris the sun
woke a jenny asleep
beneath a bridge on the Seine.
She was happy.
She had no place to go.
She stopped to ask questions
no one has time to ask.
She took me to see her friends
gathered on the bank,
and we laughed,
and lamented the sadness of change.
From the gypsies in Venice
I expected to hear the same,
but they didn’t want to talk.
They offered to read my future,
and I offered to read theirs.
I wanted to see
how they all fit inside me.
I wanted to see
what my hoofs had created
with different hopes and dreams.
I walked and I walked and I walked,
and did what the natives did.
I wonder what I have learned?
Was the answer spelled
in a pattern of bubbles
splashed on a sidewalk in Rome?
Was it whispered
in the song
of a fountain in Seville?
At times a voice will call.
It is an image or an echo
rising from a night in Namur,
lingering on a street in Siena,
or whistling in the wind at Cérbère.
And though I go home now,
a part of me still waits
at an interminable light in Madrid,
or continues in the rain,
stepping through the past
on the stones of Mycenae.