The Blurtso Chonicles
(Blurtso is a good-natured, philosophical donkey with a weakness for pumpkin pie)
Blurtso mood donkey!
Get your Blurtso the donkey plush toy for $10 plus postage. Send an email to email@example.com with "Blurtso plush toy" in the title, and I will tell you how to get your toy. (note: the Blurtso plush toy comes only with eyes and nostrils on his face, you need a pair of scissors and some electrical tape to alter his moods!)